"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"
stop it dennys
When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:
My father has languished in prison for too long. Tomorrow, I make my bid to rescue him. Are there any around this table who will join me?
merlin meme - scenes [ 1/9 ]
↳ the last dragonlord
merlin a-z: Balinor"You are my son. I've seen enough in you to know you will make me proud."
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
*is back at it again at kripsy kreme*
Clive stared at his fellow companion. He did not want to deal with this shit today.
"I swear, bro. If you get us kicked out of another fucking Krispy Kreme, I will make sure you’ll never be able to taste another fucking doughnut ever again."